Some Like It Big
- Marty Stevens
- Bel Ami
- Andre Pagnol , Colin Reeves , Keith Johansson , Kurt Diesel , Manuel Rios , Mark Zebro , Paul Valery , Ralph Woods , Steve Jennings , Trevor Yates
- Czech Boys ⋅ Euro-Muscle Guys ⋅ Oral Sex ⋅ Twinks, International ⋅ Horsehung ⋅ Hunks ⋅ Cum Eating ⋅ Model Interviews ⋅
Ralph Woods and Andre Pagnol head up a super hung cast.
Beaming off the dvd boxcover are the Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe of the film: handsome Andre Pagnol and bodacious Ralph Woods. The studio has heralded their acquisition of Woods' for their movies, and this is the first with him paired up in action. With assets as large as Marilyn Monroe's, we can say that the buzz over Woods has been genuine.
In traditional Bel Ami style, the models are interviewed in a separate location the day before their sex scene. A charming conversation starts everything, dominated by Woods' wide grin and Pagnol's flirtatious eyebrows. This is the first of the film's six scenes, all the models whip out penises of titanic proportions.
Woods' meat is already pretty famous. (The Big Dick Club) However, Pagnol's giant love missile comes as a surprise, perhaps because we are all so focused on his ass in Flings 2. He's definitely a big boy.
In an impressive opening sequence, they suck each other, followed by them simultaneously cumming a first round of money shots. Woods must really be into Pagnol for this scene. Then, Pagnol sinks his cock into Woods' petit body, fucking him on his back.
They ultimately flip-flop so that Woods tops Pagnol, who looks extremely hot getting fucked. As mentioned earlier, Woods clearly looks very much into his friend. He throws the most enthusiastic fuck we've yet seen him perform, easily bringing himself to a climax and coating Pagnol's pretty butt with thick sperm.
Paul Valery Makes A Big Point to Colin ReevesSome Like It Big starts on that high note, and doesn't drop an octave for the subsequent five scenes. The studio's resident Rebel Paul Valery appears with Colin Reeves. As before, Valery's cock size is pretty well known. Reeves, who has been doing movies for several years, has matured and his penis looks bigger than ever. (A much younger looking Reeves performed in several hot movies a few years ago under the name Martin Noah; see Bathhouse Boyz)
Valery display's impressive cock sucking skills when he works over Reeves' uncut erection. Their oral sequence ends with the boys cumming into each other's mouths. Then, it's the time for Reeves to ride the wild horse. Valery, one hot fucker, reams him in long thrusts that show off his length of his own magnificent penis.
He pulls out and fires a high flying cumshot that lands high on Reeves' body, running down his skin in wet streams. Valery's star quality exceeds his second place billing in the movie.
After this, Mark Zebro takes Keith Johansson's ass for a spin. They start by debating who has the larger penis, so they compare their erections side-by-side. Careful observation leads them to the conclusion that it is practically a tie: Zebro's is thicker while Joansson's is longer.
They engage in some clear and striking views of their cocks getting sucked. Fortunately for total top Zebro, Johansson is a hung blond bottom. Zebro pumps him enthusiastically doggie style, and finally on his side until he literally fucks the cum out of him in a hands free money shot.
Zebro rains his gusher of a load onto Johannson's smooth, tan ass.
Gigantic Dicks: Paul Valery, Mark Zebro and Trevor YatesThe porn star with the biggest cock is Trevor Yates. After this comes arguably the visually hottest sequence of the film - three Bel Ami boys sitting side by side on a couch wagging their colossal cocks in comparison. Valery and Zebro return to strut their meat. But the winner of size is a complete surprise - blond and unassuming Trevor Yates. His cock looks as thick as a soda bottle. Valery puts on some of the movie's best dick sucking action at this point, including taking the blond's load in his mouth.
Yates teased viewers by just getting his dick sucked in Graffiti. For this film, he opens up... way up. Valery and Zebro use their penises to stretch his ass to the max in a great three-way. Valery takes the opportunity to return the jizz favor into Yates' mouth.
One of the film's choice, surprising delights is Manuel Rios, who is fairly new to the screen, and gets paired with the returning Yates. Although his penis doesn't hold a candle to Yates' size, it's very pretty and downward sloping. Rios has the honor of taking Yates' massive member up his butt for his first on-screen topping.
Rios will be a hot number to watch in future Bel Ami adventures. He also gets to eat two of Yates' loads.
The film finishes by pairing one of the studio's favorite muscle boys, Steve Jennings. Jennings is a consummate oral expert, taking his loving mouth to Kurt Diesel's big meat. Arguably, there no better visual than a hungary muscle guy perches on his fours getting fucked. Jennings looks magnificent in this position, getting a complete anal servicing from Diesel, who compliments him perfectly in body size.
Just like the opening Woods/Pagnol episode, these two flip-flop. Jennings and Diesel are extraordinary sex machines, who close the movie on the highest possible note.
For fans of horse hung guys, Some Like It Hot is the best we've seen this year. Excellent production, clever packaging and a dreamy set of models are why Bel Ami after all these years still keeps measuring up.