Monsters and Size Queens consists of six simple loops, each showcasing a performer whose
endowment is enviable. The models, sexual heat and production quality varies from scene to scene,
ranging from very good to disappointing.
It starts with the best scene, a tough piece of trade named Butch Dean Bailey. A brunet
with a granite jaw, thick lips, toned body, helmet-headed dick and a high-rise butt,
Bailey begins by taking a shower.
He eventually moves to the bedroom, which has a floor-to-ceiling mirror on one wall. Bailey is magnetically
drawn to this, where he spends much time admiring his physique, especially his amazing butt. First, he
applies moisturizing lotions to every part of his body, while watching his every movement through the
mirror.
Soon he is working the lotion into his long, hard shaft, coaxing it up into a rigid tower that he
admires as much as the viewers. Bailey applies spit from time to time, and works himself with one
hand into a gooey orgasm, which he watches occur in the mirror before turning to the creamy puddle
on his abdomen.
The second performer is discovered reading in bed, a dirty blonde named Sky Thompson. Before long is
has abandoned the book to strip down and make love to his own body. Thompson teases his own hefty
hose out of his own briefs.
While stroking, Thompson accents the stroking with playing his foreskin, and slapping his meat against the
palm of his hand.
Our third man is Rex Ruben, who looks a lot like a bearded Spike. Ruben is already fully erect when he steps out of his underwear, and
into a sudsy bubblebath. He manipulates himself with a stunning intensity, using the same two-handed
stroking that Spike employs. Ruben erupts with a geyser-like hailstorm of cum that clearly
fulfills all of Ruben's desires.
The fourth scene is a quick solo from T.J. Swan, a light-skinned black. It's not performed
enthusiastically, and the camera doesn't even spend much time on his dick. The sequence ends
abruptly, just as he shoots.
The next is a solo with the young star Tony Donovan. Most of Donovan's scene is simply shot head-on
as he effortlessly works his monster into a rockhard rod. Donovan's tool cannot be covered by both hands.
He interrupts his moan-filled pleasuring by taking a shower. He then returns to the same chair as
shoots almost immediately after sitting down.
The concluding scene is youth who awakens in the morning to discover his erection. He is billed as Blonde Mike,
an interesting name since is dyed hair clearly contrasts with his dark pubes. Mike leisurely
reveals his XXL equipment, finally sliding it out of the leg of his boxer shorts. He stokes it
slowly, with his closed the entire time. Mike however delivers the best shot of the film -
a four-spurter that lands on his chest.
These veteran onanists reveal what it is like to posses and work a big piece of meat. The rather
drab settings are punched way up by the quality and enthusiasm of these guys.
Monsters and Size Queens consists of six simple loops, each showcasing a performer whose
endowment is enviable. The models, sexual heat and production quality varies from scene to scene,
ranging from very good to disappointing.
