Jett Black continues working as one of the industry's most inventive directors in the business with this fun sci-fi porn spoof.
Mars Needs Men capitalizes on
2005's War of the Worlds hype by telling a story of guys who were listening to the original 1938 Orson Wells radio broadcast.
For this particular set of guys, the threat of martian invasion only makes them horny.
The diverse, studly cast of this movie would be welcomed on any planet. Jason Hawke looks absolutely incredible. This sexy German boy has developed into one
succulent piece of meat, which Troy Punk gets to happily eat. Hawke originally performed as a bottom (Try Me
on...for Size), but here he struts his topman talents
on Punk's always hungary ass.
The scene begins with them listening to the radioshow, comtemplating a Martian invasion, and ultimately deciding on
simply an intimate night of lovemaking. After some hot sixty-nining, and romantic kissing, Hawke gets behind Punk and plows him into orbit.
The scene culminates with Hawke throwing Punk off him, pulling off the condom and spurting long streams of cum onto his perfect abs.
Troy Punk backs up on Jason Hawke
Meanwhile, Nick Capra is a policeman (or something like that) who is spooked over news of a Martian invasion. Searching an empty yard with his flashlight,
he finds studmuffin Mario Cruz (Los Baños Latinos) cowering behind a tree. "You're not green.... are you a Martian?" Capra asks. Cruz answers, "No,
I'm Mexican." Whew!
This visible relief is met with Cruz getting on his knees and deep throating Capra's formidable knob. They eventually reciprocate
with Capra sucking on the illegal alien's hot brown cock. (Would a freshly sneeked Mexican really be wearing C-IN2 underwear?)
Nevertheless, Cruz happily submits his round, smooth musclebutt to Capra's nightstick. Those beautiful cheeks easily
swallow his fat meat in several positions. Cruz easily gets himself off while getting rammed, leaving a hot white
cumpool on his own hot abs.
After this, Brett Matthews tries to inform Orson Wells that his live radio broadcast is causing mass confusion around the country. Fortunately
he is blocked at the door by Jason Crew. Their sexual episode is probably the movie's hottest. Crew's hot body is magnified many times over by
the large size of his beautiful cock. And Matthews goes down on him with impressive skill.
Watching Matthews gets plowed bent over, his hands gripping a chair by an excited, thrusting Crew is fantastic. Matthews has a bottom that
clearly deserves more on-screen action in the future.
The movie finishes on a high note: Buzz-cut Jason Ridge (8 Simple Rules for Doing My Son) and delectible Brazilian Luciano Hass dupe clueless farmer Ty Hudson into thinking they
are martians, who have arrived to conquer the men of the planet Earth. Naturally, he immediately surrenders his ass to them. This triggers
a hot three-way on Hudson's black leather couch.
Hass always is a very hot guy to watch get fucked. (Ace in the Hole) Ridge tops both Haas and Hudson with verve, and they all visibly sweat when they form a love train on
the couch.
And in a great photo finish, all three guys easily shoot the biggest, tastiest looking money shots of the entire film. Great work, boys!
It's is always a pleasure when a well-done spoof comes along, particularly with a science fiction theme. Mars Needs Men does not take
itself seriously, all the more reason it's sexual heat is out of this world.
