Director: Chris Ward and Michael Brandon
Studio: Raging Stallion Studios
Produced: 2006
Condoms: yes
Starring: Francois Sagat, Chuck DiRocco, Colin West, Joey Russo, Michael Brandon, Mike Power, Nick Piston, Rafael Alencar, Sean Harris
Categories:
German / Berlin guys
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Interracial Sex
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Daddy / Boy
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Oral Sex
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Solos
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Brazilians
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Horsehung
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Outdoor Sex
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Hairy Guys
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Cum Eating
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Daddies / Men
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Tattoos
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There's a bad moon rising over the quiet, outdoor fields of Monster Bang Studios. Hard as Wood sticks to two simple themes which
are executed so well that the film has become one of the most popular movies purchased and dvd rentals of the year. The movie's two themes are: relaxed, outdoor sex and, most importantly, big dicked tops paired with voracious bottoms.
No pussyfooting around here, this movie is about horsehung cocks pounding bottoms mercilessly. The horsedicked Michael Brandon, Rafael Alencar and Mike Power tear apart the
assholes of a ripe selection of buff, manly guys. The results form a remarkable movie that is will almost always guarantee successful jack off opportunities.
The movie centers around buddies Brandon and Power relaxing around a campfire, wanking their cocks whilst boasting about some hot bottoms they had seen
fucked, or they had done themselves. Brandon starts off with his spectacular ass ramming of Raging Stallion discovery Francois Sagat,
a powerfully sexual Frenchman whose awe inspiring abilities now include taking Brandon's Monster full length, ramming speed.
(More of Sagat's talents appear in Manifesto)
The camera stays riveted on Brandon's dick splitting him wide. It's no frills, not even a musical accompaniment, which is not typical for any
Raging Stallion feature. The audio is entirely the real time moans and groans, with the sound of skin slapping on skin.
Sagat sprays a wide ranging splattery torrent of white spooge up his entire torso with Brandon inside him, followed by Brnadon's own
noisy, copious load. [Sample Scene]
Next, two tattooed titans, Chuck DiRocco (aka Chuck Scott) and Nick Piston suck and slurp on each other's cocks in a grassy field.
Piston takes charge here, going to town on DiRocco until he unloads a heavy cumshot that runs down Piston's facecheek in thick streaks.
These two pigs repair to an overturned metal trough where Piston proceeds to get plowed all over it.
This trough, presumably for horses to drink out of, is a wonderful prop for these pigs. There's plenty of room for all the animals on this farm.
Watching Piston get plowed is intensely erotic. (see also The Red and the Black)
Don't miss the memorable visual of Piston's ass arched up as DiRocco's meat slams straight on down. Piston's fat cock stays rock hard until
he shoots his load whilst standing over DiRocco, who licks it off his shaft. [sample scene]
Back to the campfire stories, Power is not to be outside, so he relates a story of him plowing the hell out of scruffy faced Sean Harris,
a popular fisting bottom for Raging Stallion (Hole Sweet Hole).
Power's ass ramming skills fit his namesake: powerful. He lunges his thick, uncut tool into
Harris, whose butt loves every thrust.
Their sexplay is extremely verbal.
Typically middle of the movie scenes are the lower key ones, but not in this case. Power plows this boy over a wheelbarrow
and finally on a Craftsman ATV. (more evidence that Sears products are really take a beating)
The next episode of Hard as Wood is a must see. Collin West (Arabesque) and
Rafael Alencar chop wood in a field. Worked up from splitting logs, Alencar decides
to take his own battle axe to the thirsty butt cheecks of West, an arousing bearded bottom with tattoos spread fully over his back.
Alencar, who shortly after filming because a Raging Stallion exclusive, has really worked up his pec muscles into beautiful bubbles.
Although the most beautiful bubbles on that guy's body are the immense globes of his ass.
In an unforgettable moment, the camera captures his plunging asscheeks as he drills West in the outdoor sun.
First, West sucks a load out of the Brazilian until he cums into his own yellow work gloves.
But there's plenty more work to be done... on West's hairless cheeks. Alencar's immense cock seems bigger then ever before
as he rams West.
West rarely pauses in between emitting grunts and shouting out expletives while staying fully bent over taking every morsel of meat.
If this isn't enough, Alencar takes a moment to eject a splashy cumload that runs down all over West's asscheeks and open hole,
and then after some kissing goes into round two on the bottom. This ends with Alencer dropping his hot juice into West's open mouth.
Ultimately Alencar drops three money shots in this single episode, leaving the audience happily drained. [sample scene]
If anyone has any energy left at this point, the movie closes with another barnburner of a scene: Brandon and
Power share Joey Russo, whose ass glistens with lube. In a memorable moment, Power and Brandon lay side by side as
Russo takes turns riding each one.
The two tops stand over the bottom jacking out their moneyshots, the only part of Russo before them is his ass.
The bonus on the DVD shows Francois Sagat performing a well photographed solo jack off in the woods. Kudos to budding
director Ben Leon.
No frills and packed with hung tops who relentlessly pound the daylights out of bottoms, Hard as Wood
will not sit on the dusty DVD shelf and petrify.
-Dessie
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