F*ck U (Brent Everett)
- Chi Chi LaRue
- Rascal Video RV1185
- Aron Ridge , Brandon Bangs , Brent Everett , Chris Robinson , Dayton O'Connor , Mitchell Rock , Rod Daily , Steven Daigle
- Interracial Sex ⋅ Military ⋅ Oral Sex ⋅ Rimming ⋅ Hunks ⋅
Brent Everett's Big Return
So let's ponder: What would it be like if Mrs. LaRue welcomed you into her home? With a huge smile, she announces: "Welcome to my home, and Fuck U!" What would she advise someone wanting to make porn? "Make it your own - Create something different. Whatever your little heart desires."
Clearly she's channeling Dame Dickson. And it's funny! Sandwiched in between these monologues are four varied episodes of professional gay porn. Added together this guides viewers on an educational tour of Chi Chi's "home."
The first episode is a high octane shower hook-up between two heavy hitters: Newly minted porn star Steven Daigle and young buck Brent Everett.
Daigle is coming hot off a Rascal Video twofer with Steven Daigle XXXposed and Steven Daigle Stalked. This is Everett's grand opening performance as a Rascal Video exclusive model, and suffice it to say he's worth everything they are paying him.
It starts very nicely: Everett's beautiful penis stiffens while silently cruising Daigle in the shower. The ex reality show celebrity responds by presenting his wet, soapy ass. This transitions into a prime sequence showing Daigle on his knees getting face-fucked by the beautiful boner.
Daigle goes to town eating out Everett's baby-smooth ass. Some black towels materialize so that Daigle can roll over to receive a pounding fuck. Everett finishes with an awesome cumshot.
After this comes an episode of muscle-worship between Rod Daily and a new Rascal model, Mitchell Rock. These real men are to die for. Daily's skill of cock-riding is so good he should file for the patent. And watching him flip the beefier Rock around for fucking is just as thrilling. What a pair!
Daily cums with a black dildo in his ass, followed by Rock's own creamy money shot.
The third lesson is ostensibly to teach the viewer about military porn, sort of. Brandon Bangs and Dayton O'Connor are cute guys with army haircuts - but that's as niche as it gets. Fortunately, these two are both cute and have big dicks.
O'Connor spends a long time worshiping Bangs' big gun, who seems pretty content to lay on the bed and get serviced. He fucks O'Connor in several hot positions, followed by the bottom getting hosed down in hot juice.
LaRue cranks the heat up again for the final scene with a good interracial scene between Aron Ridge (Black Balled 7: Jail Slammed) and the pasty white Chris Robinson, who looks a lot like retired gay-for-pay porn star Cameron Sage (Playing with Fire 2)
Another episode involving a shower, the guys hook up wordlessly, with Robinson cruising Ridge, whose meat blossoms in his hand. He's a hot guy, who great at taking control. The best part of all this is watching Ridge's perfect ball sack swinging around, hitting the bottom's back side when getting fucked.
Both guys blow arguably the hottest money shots of the entire film, Robinson's so large it hits Ridge's chin on accident.
This video should clearly be one of Rascal's big sellers. With the stunning boxcover ad showcasing the return of Brent Everett, coupled with three other sex scenes of different flavors, there's something for everyone. Our main complaint from watching this is why don't any of the guys say anything? Even just a sentence or two.
LaRue's channeling of Mrs. Dickson is funny. It's always good to see that folks in the porn industry don't have to take themselves seriously in order to have a good time. To all the fans out there, this is her big Fuck U.