Director: Matt Sterling
Studio: Huge Video
Produced: 2005
Condoms: yes
Starring: Barrett Long, Chad Farrell, Damian Cruise, Ethan Marc, Jason Crew, Jason Ridge, Kent Larson, Marcos Pirelli, Maxx Diesel, Mike Roberts
Categories:
Horsehung
Everyone has their own idea of what constitutes a classic. I've participated in some heated debates about what makes a film like The Other Side of Aspen a
true classic
versus films like Boys in the Sand,
Kansas City Trucking Co. or Big Guns. These lighthearted debates are all in fun, causing connoisseurs
of gay porn to evaluate
just what qualities make for good viewing. One film that everyone seems to agree on is A Matter of Size, a superior Matt Sterling film that continues to provide an
intense viewing experience for its audiences.
Strange now that Sterling has decided to make a sequel. A Matter of Size 2 doesn't have that much in common with it's predecessor, and nearly all the models here were
mere tots when the first Size was made. Perhaps putting these two flicks side by side is not even the point. Sterling's goal may be a clever marketing one, simply
hoping to generate some sparks with new faces, capitalizing on the cach of the original.
Size 2 really is about men blessed with more than a few extra inches. Want to belong to the 10-Plus Club? Be prepared to unzip and prove it. Jason Crew
(Yard Boyz)
has permanent
membership status and the meat to back it up. How much meat you ask? Crew has dick and then dick to spare. I've watched a lot of porn, but I've never seen a model
who's able to fuck himself with his own cock, a sex trick one step shy of the circus sideshow. Crew wakes up with some healthy morning wood and a hungry hole. Not
many of us are lucky enough to be able to scratch two itches all by ourselves. This short segment where he dicks his own ass is erotic bordering on bizarre.
Chad Farrell
While he wanks, he fantasizes about blue-eyed Mike Roberts, the 2005, updated edition of the incredible Bill Henson from the original
A Matter of Size.
Looking at Roberts,
the parallels are obvious - both models have the same blank stare, sculpted pecs and slow sensuality. Both models are also skilled in the art of the tease. Roberts enjoys
being a part of Crew's fantasy, giving his long prick languid strokes while looking directly into the camera lens. When he strips off his tight T-shirt and rolls onto his
back to expose his asshole, the end is near for Jason Crew. In the fantasy, right when he's ready to blow, Roberts crosses the room and blows all over Crew's chest, putting
Crew himself over the edge.
The next vignette has all-American guy Ethan Marc as a shy shopgirl in a West Hollywood-type clothing store. Latin Marco
Pirelli (Scorched) cruises by the store and Marc is savvy
enough to convince his patron to try on some skimpy underwear. Leaving the dressing room curtain slightly open, Pirelli puts on a big show for Marc, stuffing his fat
uncut prick into some hip-hugging drawers. Then eyeing the iconic "10-Plus Club" T-shirt, Marc coyly remarks that Pirelli should apply for membership. The seduction
and flirting between these two takes several minutes, and by the time they eventually do get it on in the back stockroom, the viewer is practically throbbing with
anticipation.
Intense kissing steamrolls into heated cocksucking. And while Pirelli is certainly not a candidate for 10-Plus, his thick and dark prick is nothing to sneeze at.
Marc can't get enough, slobbering and panting over its thickness. Pirelli indulges in some backdoor rimming before prepping his prick for a brutal fuck session.
Marc's face tells the tale, grimacing ecstatically. Pirelli's cock inside him is almost too much to take. After Marc gets off, he scoots onto his haunches where
Pirelli drips his cum like paint.
Didn't get enough of Jason Crew fucking himself with his snake-like dick? Photographed in classic Sterling style, Crew and a buddy (Chad Farrell) sit against a
pitch-black backdrop. Farrell can't quite believe what's he's hearing and bets cash money that Crew can't self-fuck. Slyly grinning, Crew peels off his 10-Plus
Club T-shirt and prepares to snag some easy money.
Farrell watches wide-eyes for several minutes before he's overcome with lust. He sidles up to Crew and sensually sucks Crew's cock, freshly slicked with the scent of
asshole. Matt Sterling undoubtedly cast Chad Farrell in this film to show off this model's oral skills; it's easy to spot an expert cocksucker and Farrell's got the
goods. These two give off sparks when they 69. And when Farrell throws a good fuck to Crew, Crew stays stiff, whacking his rod on Farrell's flat belly.
Jason Crew
Enter Jason Ridge, here with a full goatee. He stands on the sidelines for a few minutes, content to be a voyeur. But after seeing how hungry Crew's ass is, he
steps in to get some for himself. Crew gets busy sucking Farrell, both holes now fully engaged. Ridge is soon bathed in sweat. He's got the slightest suggestion
of a pooch around his midsection, making him that much hotter. Ridge also isn't shy about being used as a bottom. While Crew slips inside him, Ridge munches on
Farrell's salty hole. The scene reaches an unforgettable climax with the three models gather in a tight triangle, sitting on their haunches and jacking off
until they all blow in turn.
The film's fourth segment heralds the arrival of the sensational Damian Cruise, one of the two cover models. Pals Maxx Diesel and Kent Larson lay down a bet
around a simple game of pool, winner take all. Cruise is the winner in every regard, eventually putting aside his pool cue to get serviced by Diesel and Larson.
Cruise is quite a looker - from his chiseled jaw to his sturdy cock, he's got the goods to make a mark in gay porn should he choose to do so. The fucking begins
almost immediately, Kent Larson stepping into the familiar role of bottom stud. While Larson gives Cruise's cock a spit shine, Diesel makes himself at home
inside Larson's ass. But Maxx Diesel is determined to outperform everyone when he eagerly opens up his pink rosebud to Cruise. Seeing such a masculine, no-bullshit
guy get fucked is thrilling. Cruise comes through with the film's most gorgeous eruption, smoky foreskin slipping back and forth over the head of prick as he jerks himself
to a finish.
In the film's finale, Barrett Long (Longshot) approaches Jason Crew about membership to the exclusive 10-Plus Club. When Crew brazenly asks if Long is qualified, Long
unbuttons his fly and pulls out his amazing meat. Long cockily grins when his cock literally thuds on the desktop and one can only imagine what Jason Crew must
be thinking. Long gives Crew an invitation to suck just as Marco Pirelli arrives on-scene for a Club meeting. A very content Long gets enthusiastic service
from not one, but two eager lads, both trying to outdo the other with their blowjobs. All three quickly cum, but the action is merely ramping up. Pirelli bottoms
in this scene, getting rear-ended by Barrett Long in a cock-stiffening anal session. Long hasn't looked better - from his treasure trail diving into his cock
bush to his low hangers, he completely masters Pirelli in every sense. With Jason Crew squatting over Pirelli's head and Long planted squarely between Pirelli's
open thighs, all three models have enough juice to spray spunk a second time.
A Matter of Size 2 is trademark Sterling in every regard, putting the viewer more in mind of his earlier Heat in the Night than A Matter of Size.
This won't likely make much of a difference to Sterling fans; with a constant stream of humpy models and top-notch videography, the title of the offering really
doesn't matter much.
-Friskyboy
