- Paul Morris
- Treasure Island Media
- B.J. Slater , Blue Bailey , Chad Brock , Chris Kohl , Christian Rock , Devlin Michaels , Ethan Wolfe , Jack Allen , Jackson Taylor , James Roscoe , Jay Elliott , Jerry Stearns , John Dahl , Lito Cruz , Luca Bondi , Luke Bennett , Nick Moretti , Patrick O'Connor , Sunny , Trasher , Trevor , Ty Roberts
- Amateurs / First Timers ⋅ Bareback Sex ⋅ Gang Bang ⋅ Kink / Sextoys ⋅ Daddy / Boy ⋅ Horsehung ⋅ Model Interviews ⋅
Meet the Fucktards
TheSword.com, who seems firmly embalmed in politically correct thinking could only bring itself to ask, Is Treasure Island Media's New Movie FuckTARDs An Insult To The Mentally Retarded? Um, yeah.
Why even dismiss people as stupid? Doing do either is an insult to yourself, or a back-handed way to communicate a high opinion of yourself to others. No matter how you slice and dice it, it only takes watching a few seconds that Treasure Island has produced an outstanding sex video.
As we observed with their previous Manfuck Manifesto, the studio appears to be transitioning to a new look - a new generation of men, fit and sexy. They are casting young twink bottoms with bodacious, bottomless butts. The camera crew is new. They are choosing different camera angles giving everything a fresh look.
Where the Wild Things AreWho's part of this new look and new face of Treasure Island that we keep talking about? Let's start scene one: Meet new Treasure Island exclusive John Dahl, a muscular dishwater blond with a rippling, furry ass. He's paired with the even more muscular Luca Bondi. If it weren't for the lack of condoms, these two could be doing it on a set for COLT Men.
Bondi's got the longest Italian sausage we've seen in years. It looks like a twisting, engorged snake. The top slams it full length into Dahl's hole, who moans and grunts loudly from beginning to end. Their fucking is ripe, passionate, low hanging. Out of the tree of life falls a juicy plumb.
After fucking in every possible position, sweat drenching the bedsheets, Dahl gets a thick, gooey load up his fine ass. Next we're introduced to one of the movie's true highlights, the individual billed as "The Fucktard" (This model is billed in Manfuck Manifesto as Jay Elliot, another confusing element surrounding the video's name, but let's not digress.)
The Fucktard is part of a wolf pack of tops fucking Chris Kohl's brains out. He's is an effusive, magnetic personality with a sex drive that could fuel a jet fighter. He immediately dives into Kohl's ass, leading a frenzied parade of sodomy that continues with hung demons Ty Roberts and Christian Rock.
A common setup in Treasure Island videos - three tops on one bottom. Why is this one special? The guys all carry big dicks and good looks like one would score on a good Saturday afternoon off A4A or BBRT. It's a total gang bang fuck party. At one point, they take a glass bottle of beer, turn it upside down giving his thirsty anus a good drink. "Your ass is fucking cold." observes the Fucktard, sliding his dick in.
They finish the bottom off with a series of increasingly wet, copious money shots. The Fucktard aims his cumming cock with perfect precision: the pull out, white cum quirting and follow-up fucking is picture perfect. Do not miss this fellow's display of horny talent.
Pay to PlayFollowing this is another one of the movie's highly talked about scenes - the impromptu fucking of Sunny the street whore by the returning Jay Roberts. In this one on one setting, Roberts has more time to showcase his top man skills. It turns out he's quite the master at using his big dick.
He facefucks Sunny. Then he bends the bottom up, exposing his open asshole, which Roberts promptly fills. Sunny plays a perfect passive bottom, getting fucked so impressively, we get to see his legs back, stiff dick, cringing red face set as the portrait on the DVD boxcover.
He squirms, screams and moans. Roberts completely dominates him. You'll get far into the fucking when it's noticeable that the top has been so busy keeping this bottom down that he's still not completely removed his underwear. Roberts stretches out in complete victory when he finally fucks his load into the bottom. Next comes the most political of the episodes, in which The Fucktard returns for his second round of the film, this time with "Trasher", a zero personality top who reminds all of us what it would have been like to be fucked by your Junior High PE teacher.
Like someone in this profession, he not only takes his job way too seriously, but also is completely clueless who's with him in the room. "Clown on me and I'll fucking smack you in the face," mutters Trasher. Fortunately, the Fucktard is equipped with both brains and brawn. He effortlessly making the man with the room temperature IQ fucking him practically invisible.
What's unforgettable is watching the Fucktard twisting his body, turning his butt up into the camera. Paul Morris' impressive new cameramen are right there ready to capture it in ways we've never before seen. This combination trashiness / morality play makes this one of the video's truly gripping episodes. The Fucktard is the little guy who wins the day! And many more days!
Ethan Wolfe's Sullied Affair of the HeartThe movie's combustible energy burns using a high octane fuel mixing emotion, storytelling and bareback gasoline. No one will bat an eye reading that Ethan Wolfe and Luke Bennett might be lovers, and they started their episode with fresh bruises.
Wolfe always looked dangerous, and the idea of this sex maniac in a violent quarrel only makes us more aroused. He caresses Bennett's round ass with his big hands like it's a beautiful clay sculpture. Wolfe slides the full length of his meat in, and holds it.
The tension, sexual or otherwise, is palpable. Those two would make earthshaking lovers. Watch this scene to get a peek at how life in the Treasure Island Zoo really is.
With a rush and sharp thrusts, Chad Brock gets the attention of Patrick O'Connor. (Forced Entry) (and he's blindfolded!) In the dungeon of an unnamed sex club, these two find their own special tender love with the bottom greased up, wearing a black jockstrap, moaning with each jab from Mr. Brock's humping hips.
Perched on his fours, and with Brock zeroing in from the back, they look like animals fucking. The bottom stays relaxed taking a hit of poppers as the top bangs him with both his dick and a dildo simultaneously.
The video contains an good episode featuring the returning John Dahl. This time Dahl is hammered by the grizzled, tan Jack Allen, who makes mincemeat of Dahl's already cum sloppy hole. There's also a nice scene with the Fucktard getting his brains fucked out again, this time by the always reliable barebacker B.J. Slater.
Let the Wild Rumpus ContinueThe final must-see of the film comes near the end. It's titled "One Saturday Night". For those who first saw Jackson Taylor in action in Manfuck Manifesto, brace yourself. This kid's in for a long night.
Taylor is a lithe sexual figure with Betty Boop eyes who constantly surfaces above water for air, relentlessly taken down long plunges from a menagerie of horny tops. An assembly of erect men turn Taylor's pert butt into a seedy science experiment. What's a Saturday night without Jerry Stearns leading a group of guys creaming your hole at the start of the evening?
Their rain of ass seeding is but a shower before the storm. You will be glued to the screen watching Taylor's night unfold, as guy after guy pounds him. The returning Ty Roberts, or perhaps the finish fuck provided by Nick Moretti are arguably the high points here. The most amazing thing from all of this - you'll still be wanting more of Taylor. He should be bottled and savored for years like fine wine.
If the two hours and forty seven minutes of all this isn't enough, the DVD also has bonus scenes. The Fucktard Monologue features him waxing about why top act the way the act, as well as his two week visit to Berlin, where he was held prisoner and made a sex slave to the German Empire. There is also "three moments cut" from the Ethan Wolfe / Luke Bennett sex scene.
You'd have to be retarded not to like Treasure Island's latest ground breaking video Fucktards.